Typical Indian Housewife Vs Typical Indian Husband



1. Waits till late for her husband to come home. Will serve him first and then eat last Vs Will wait to come home and be served by his wife after all the hard day’s work.

2.   Will treat her husband like Pati Parmeshwar Vs Will treat himself as Parmeshwar and most high

3.   Will forgive her husband even if he abuses or illtreats her and will hope that one day he’ll improve Vs  Will keep repeating the same mistakes again & convince his wife to forgive him

4.   Will sacrifice her dreams for her husband Vs Will make sure wife respects his decisions, afterall she married him and she has to be a traditional homemaker

5.   The word “NO” doesn’t exist in her dictionary Vs The word “NO” is the only word in his dictionary

6.   Will do household chores, take care of kids and yet will not be given credit for all her hardwork Vs Will argue that his work is more stressful and hence gets all the credit

7.   Will treat her husband like a 3 yr old kid and always claim he is innocent Vs Will act like a 3 yr old kid and pretend he is innocent

8.   Will find ways to get his attention and appreciation Vs Care’s a damn about what’s happening around or rather too buzy to notice

9.   Will supress herself & never express her feelings Vs Will supress himself but will boast about the stress he is going through

10. Will often think what her husband must be doing at work Vs Enjoys himself at work and rarely thinks about his lonely wife

11. Will early wait for weekends so that her husband takes her for a date (grocery shopping it is) Vs Will try and spend time with his wife but always ends up with atleast one argument

12. Will sob and sob, wash her face and pretend nothing happened and everything is allright. Vs Stoneface


13. Will often blame herself for mistakes she’s not done Vs Will blame his wife for things she’s not done.

14. Will watch Tv for hours cause that’s the only way to pass time Vs Will nag her for watching Tv whole day



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